When the PayPal hits & I made my hits & I made my chips & I ate my grits & I blaze my piff
I go & get a $50 haircut
Razor finished, great precision, I'm the kind of jerk to do a song to let you know
I got a $50 haircut
Everywhere I go they asking who my plug, ooh I'm buzzed, mane I really
Wish I had your $50 haircut
30-plus, I'm dirty, hush - thank you vurrrry much I'm just a
Handsome Hillbilly with a $50 haircut
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Clapbacks on wax my passion, Snapbacks are not my fashion
With a mop like this you get top like this & gwap it's lots of action
Riptide no Joe Penny...plate of cheese, room temperature Henny
Polo on credit my preference is met, reckless so I call it leveraging debt
Phone bill I pay the past due, don't recall nobody asked you
....You could bet on yourself too but you don't have the cashews
If she thick & she listen to dub-step...I'm coming over with a Plan B One-Step
One step closer to piles of paper, when you cut my fade, please mind the taper
Factuals, axiom, everything to the Maximum
Backpack rap is really dumb, I get lifted - Helium,
....At Ruby Tuesday on a Tuesday catch a movie with a Floozie
She my roomie at the Double Tree Jacuzzi
Cuz I been getting nudes sent, since we got porn from Usenet
...These fools have not a clue how many dues the dude spent
Rent the gym, but I built my locker, greatest MC of all time, Silkk The Shocker
Built to prosper, get my pasta, expensive lobster, drive a Honda
(REPEAT CHORUS)
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Thug rants on wax my passion, snug pants are not my fashion
With a mop like this, you get top like this & gwap it's lots of action
Ripcord, jumping out an airplane, FM dial, jumping out the airwaves
Touchdown, baggage claim, nothing that I ever do is average mane, so don't
Believe everything that you read in the news, Who's this dude? Is he confused?
Boom Bap Trap with a Southern Accent....but he a crate digging, sample bastard
...With a ample prowess, ramble hours, trample cowards
Polo on credit don't look at the label, I think he threw up at the dining room table
Hot dam, chitty chitty chitty bang bang, Dick Van Dyke when I'm getting all my ends mane
Insane, tabernacle, hi-hats cut thru your Adam's Apple
Grab a Snapple, toast to the last days, long way since digging in the ash trays
Bout all my bars are truthful, & my haircut is crucial...
One guard, tapered, fade to skin, Pat Sajak I play to win
World 8, I play to the end, cover the tab & I'm dust in the wind
Plan B, wine & a pearl necklace, all part of this balanced breakfast
Wylin reckless, diamond records...I got a smile the size of Texas
